The random ramblings of a philosopher

I am British, Bi and nerdy. Cis girl with she/her pronouns. Enjoy this punny, philosophical, feminist mess of a vaguely fandom blog

lifeintheworldtocome:

lifeintheworldtocome:

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trans flag color picked from jfks assassination

stop tagging this as fucking gerard way

riflesniper-a:

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insanely important thrift store find

msaprildaniels:

luulapants:

Story time:

In middle school biology, we did an experiment. We were given yams, which we would sprout in cups of water. We then had to make hypotheses about how the yams would grow, based on descriptions of yam plants in our books, and make notes of our observations as they grew.

Here’s what was supposed to happen: we were supposed to see that the actual growth of the plant did not resemble our hypotheses. We were then supposed to figure out that these were, in fact, sweet potatoes.

What actually happened was that every single student in every single class lied in their notes so that their observations perfectly matched their hypotheses. See, everyone assumed the mismatch meant they had done something wrong in the process of growing the plant or that they had misunderstood the dichotomous key or the plant identification terminology. And, thanks to the wonders of a public school education, everyone assumed the wrong results would get us a failing grade. We were trying to pass. We didn’t want to get bitched out by the teacher. Curiosity, learning, science - that had nothing to do with why we were sitting in that classroom. So we all lied.

The teacher was furious. She tried to fail every student, but the administration stepped in and told her she wasn’t allowed to because a 100% fail rate is recognized as a failure of the teacher, not the class. It wasn’t even her fault, really, though her being a notorious hard-ass didn’t help. It was a failure of the entire educational system.

So whenever I see crap like Elizabeth Holmes’s blood test scam or pharmaceutical trials which are unable to be replicated or industry-funded research that reaches wildly unscientific conclusions, I just remember those fucking sweet potatoes. I remember that curiosity dies when people are just trying to give their superiors the “right” answers, so they can get the grade, get the job, get the paycheck. It’s not about truth when it’s about paying rent. There’s no scientific integrity if you can’t control for human desperation.

There’s no scientific integrity if you can’t control for human desperation.

homoqueerjewhobbit:

anneemay:

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I am sitting and listening

Gotta include the follow-up:

Tweet from The Associated Press, timestamp 24 minutes ago: The AP has deleted a previous tweet about the Oscars afterparty because it contained awkward wording and lacked context. [symbols below tweet showing 18 comments, 57 retweets, 82 likes, 87.4k impressions]ALT

minim-calibre:

prideprejudce:

prideprejudce:

malfvoys:

malfvoys:

it’s officially spring which means porridge weather is over and hozier is finally done making his oatmeal and can now again release MUSIC 

for those of you who are ignorant of hozier’s hibernation habits

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everyone who tags this post with an ominous phrase like ‘it’s time’ and then also adds ‘oatmeal’ is valid

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once again oat season is over and springtime is upon us which only means one thing = new hozier music

Our modern Persephone, only it’s porridge, not pomegranates, keeping him locked away from us for the season.

beaky-peartree:

beaky-peartree:

i just remembered a story my first plug told me. she’s butch and gets mistaken for a man a lot. one time she was walking home when a guy pulled a knife on her and asked for everything in her pockets. panicking, she said “ok” and the guy hearing her voice was like “oh shit, are you a girl?” and she was like “yeah” and he put the knife away and said something like “sorry. i can’t do this to a woman” and left. feminist ally.

it’s a tragedy i couldn’t find this post in time for international women’s day. happy belated women’s day to this guy.

fucktoyfelix:

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no u cannot leave this hidden in the tags oh my LORD

greelin:

greelin:

as much as i understand being a hater you have to offset that shit with genuine, sincere enjoyment & wonder sometimes lest YOU become the one who is corny. and sad. imo.

where’s your fucking whimsy, jackass? your compassion? is it only irony and judgement 24/7 for you? booooo

crabussy:

hey. don’t cry. crush three cloves of garlic into a pot with a dollop of olive oil and stir until golden then add one can of crushed tomatoes a bit of balsamic vinegar half a tablespoon of brown sugar half a cup of grated parmesan cheese and stir for a few minutes adding a handful of fresh spinach until wilted and mix in pasta of your choice ok?

anderwater:

THE BEAR 1.03 | 1.08

catboychuuuya:

forgondor:

i have a friend who has kinda bad eczema on their right hand but their left hand is fine and thats because acidity makes eczema worse and that includes vaginal acidity and my friend is both a lesbian and a slut so they finger a lot of people and that fucks up the hand they use (their right hand). Anyways do you think BBC sherlock would deduce that by looking at my friend’s hands

nothing couldve prepared me for the last sentence

mag200:

“did you check the weather” girl its literally march. you cannot predict the weather in any way that matters.

ceekari:

dappercyborg:

ohemaa-warrior:

insomniac-arrest:

bauliya:

insomniac-arrest:

jakemothpigeonchaos:

jakemothpigeonchaos:

that-dumb-space-kid:

jakemothpigeonchaos:

dogboy-gappy:

bramblepatch:

insomniac-arrest:

insomniac-arrest:

it’s so bizarre when animated American films are set in a certain location and then only certain characters have the accents of that place. It makes no damn sense!! like

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WHY IS SHE MORE FRENCH THAN THE REST OF THEM???

WHY ARE THESE GUYS MORE SCOTTISH THAN THE KIDS??

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(also, aren’t they Vikings or something?)

To be fair, almost everyone in Ratatouille does have a French accent. The real question is why Linguini and also all the rats sound intensely American

If it was just the rats I’d say it’s because the movie can be interpreted to mean that the rats understand but don’t necessarily speak human languages so the rat dialog isn’t literally taking place the way we see it but that doesn’t explain why Linguini has a rat accent

LINGUINI HAS A RAT ACCENT 

Do we ever hear like

For sure that Linguini grew up in France tho?

It could be possible he’s just an American immigrant

I mean his name is Alfredo Linguini so I always assumed he was Italian

I’m sorry his first name is Alfredo?

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What

ALFREDO???

he’s American you guys his mother was American it was mentioned in the beginning

I’m sorry, I’ve moved on to the fact his mother was going through her cupboard for baby names

Alfredo was a name before it was a sauce let’s go over the movie from the top again

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This is Alfredo di Lelio (right) the inventor of fettuccine Alfredo, he’d come out to the table and make it in front of you by hand

The chap on the left is an airport

I think you might have your left and right mixed up, my friend